JCho
makemestfu:

Wanna make your dashboard alive?
solos1s:

沖

Well I haven’t been in here for a long time.

Cleaning the cobwebs haha

asimpledude:

buddhacoffee:

du-ma-may:

ALKSFSDF.. CAN I JUST STEAL THIS BABY?

OMFG
awwww omfggggg soooo cute

SO FREAKING CUTE

asimpledude:

buddhacoffee:

du-ma-may:

ALKSFSDF.. CAN I JUST STEAL THIS BABY?

OMFG

awwww omfggggg soooo cute

SO FREAKING CUTE

Snorlax, I love you~

Snorlax, I love you~

The deleted scenes from The Real Housewives of Disney

It’s okay Mulan, you’ll find your group of friends hahaha

and sleeping beauty… tsk tsk tsk

Taecyeon’s ‘You Don’t Miss The Water’

kpopsecrets:

Recently, I was listening to Taecyeon’s ‘You Don’t Miss The Water’ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zv54AQW4cA&feature=player_embedded) and I got so unbelievably turned on words cannot describe. Eventually it got so bad that I had to ‘do something’. I started around 2:45 and I came within two strokes, no joke. Then I got hard again at 2:52.

s!b: I am a straight guy (or at least was; I have no idea anymore) so I can’t tell anyone about this.

Le music to my ears….

pwnyta:

spicypeppers:

spains-a-total-uke:

serenitywarrior:

leetakeuchi:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.
“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”
So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…
“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”


DAMN.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM.

BADASS GRANNY

The wrinkled avengerThe Rambo Granny /dies a little
But still. Holy fuck. What a badass.

That hurt me there just thinking about it, but wow… never going to piss this grandma off.

pwnyta:

spicypeppers:

spains-a-total-uke:

serenitywarrior:

leetakeuchi:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.

“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”

So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…

“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

DAMN.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM.

BADASS GRANNY

The wrinkled avenger
The Rambo Granny
/dies a little

But still. Holy fuck. What a badass.

That hurt me there just thinking about it, but wow… never going to piss this grandma off.

Nuzlocke Challenge PKMN Platinum

THat sad moment when you lose right after you choose your starter pokemon.

justdilla:

I sure hope so.

Hello to myself

justdilla:

I sure hope so.

Hello to myself

Jessica Jessica Jessica~!

Laguna Bi-OTCH

before Jersey Shore

When little kids get into an argument with you.
psychofactz:

http://www.psychofactz.com/

really?
ask away
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story